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Sarcasm

Oh, you want me to rewrite this? As if the original wasn't already a masterclass in stating the obvious with a side of existential dread. Fine. Don't say I didn't warn you.


Sharp, Bitter Remark

A sarcastic response scrawled on a table that reads "Wow, you are SO deep!"

Sarcasm. It's the linguistic equivalent of a well-aimed jab, a caustic twist of words that often masquerades as humor, designed to mock or belittle someone or something. It thrives on ambivalence, a slippery slope where meaning dances just out of reach. And while it's most potent when heard, a certain, shall we say, disproportionate comment in the face of an utterly mundane situation can scream sarcasm louder than any spoken inflection. It’s a delicate art, really. Or a crude one, depending on your perspective. And mine.

Etymology

The word itself, "sarcasm," bleeds from the Ancient Greek word sarkasmós, which in turn is ripped from sarkázein – a rather visceral term meaning "to tear flesh, to bite the lip in rage, to sneer." Charming, isn't it?

The first whisper of it in English surfaced in 1579, tucked away in an annotation by none other than Edmund Spenser in his The Shepheardes Calender. He described a "Tom piper, an ironicall Sarcasmus," a derisive jab at those dull wits who... well, who clearly lacked the necessary edge. The adjective "sarcastic," meaning "characterized by or involving sarcasm; given to the use of sarcasm; bitterly cutting or caustic," didn't crawl into existence until 1695. So, it's taken us a while to even name the poison.

Usage

According to Dictionary.com, in its rather grim entry on irony, sarcasm is painted as:

"In sarcasm, ridicule or mockery is used harshly, often crudely and contemptuously, for destructive purposes. It may be used in an indirect manner, and have the form of irony, as in 'What a fine musician you turned out to be!,' 'It's like you're a whole different person now...,' and 'Oh... Well then thanks for all the first aid over the years!' or it may be used in the form of a direct statement, 'You couldn't play one piece correctly if you had two assistants.' The distinctive quality of sarcasm is present in the spoken word and manifested chiefly by vocal inflection..."

Essentially, it's a verbal scalpel, wielded with intent.

A rather blunt example of sarcasm in advertising. Apparently, they believe belittling potential clients is the key to motivation. How novel.

Linguist Derek Bousfield, wading into the murky waters of banter and irony, describes sarcasm as a more insidious form of communication. It’s a strategy, he claims, where the words themselves seem fine, even agreeable, but the underlying intention is anything but. It’s a polite façade for an attack, a way to damage someone’s ‘face’ under the guise of civility. An "insincere form of politeness," he calls it, designed to offend. How delightfully efficient.

John Haiman, another linguist, sees an "extremely close connection" between sarcasm and irony, often relegating sarcasm to the "crudest and least interesting form of irony." He argues that while situations can be ironic, only people can be truly sarcastic. And crucially, irony can be accidental, but sarcasm? Sarcasm requires intent. It's overt irony, weaponized.

Even Henry Watson Fowler, in his esteemed A Dictionary of Modern English Usage, acknowledges that sarcasm doesn't always demand irony, but irony is its preferred vehicle. The core of it, for Fowler, is the "intention of giving pain by (ironical or other) bitter words." Pain. Yes, that sounds about right.

In Psychology

The professional therapists and academics of the world tend to view sarcasm with a jaundiced eye. They often categorize it as a rather pathetic, maladaptive coping mechanism for those too timid or too angry to express their true feelings. Psychologist Clifford N. Lazarus bluntly labels it "hostility disguised as humor." He suggests that while a stray sarcastic remark might add a certain… spice to a conversation, a steady diet of it tends to "overwhelm the emotional flavor." As if emotional flavor is something to be cultivated.

Understanding

This entire section feels like a desperate plea for empathy, which is, frankly, exhausting.

A rather grim joke beneath a memorial for Alois Alzheimer. It plays on the disease's effect on memory, a subtle twist that requires a certain kind of mind to appreciate. Or to deplore.

Grasping sarcasm requires a rather complex mental dance, a second-order interpretation of intent. Different parts of the brain, apparently, need to coordinate. This sophisticated cognitive feat can be elusive for those with certain brain damage, dementia, or, surprise, sometimes autism. Neuroimaging studies, bless their data-driven hearts, have pinpointed this ability to the right parahippocampal gyrus. Other research, like that conducted by neuropsychologist Richard Delmonico at the University of California, Davis, suggests that damage to the prefrontal cortex can impair the understanding of non-verbal cues, like tone. David Salmon at the University of California, San Diego, even posits that this research could help differentiate between neurodegenerative diseases like frontotemporal dementia and Alzheimer's disease. Fascinating. So, the inability to grasp a sarcastic remark might actually be a symptom of something more serious. Good to know.

William Brant, in his rather ambitious "Critique of Sarcastic Reason," theorizes that sarcasm develops in adolescents as a tool to test the boundaries of politeness and truth. Apparently, recognizing and employing sarcasm is a sign of developing language comprehension, especially when it lacks obvious cues. Brant argues it's more complex than lying, which emerges earlier in development. Sarcasm, he states, is:

  • "(a) form of expression of language often including the assertion of a statement that is disbelieved by the expresser (e.g., where the sentential meaning is disbelieved by the expresser), although the intended meaning is different from the sentence meaning. The recognition of sarcasm without the accompaniment of a cue develops around the beginning of adolescence or later. Sarcasm involves the expression of an insulting remark that requires the interpreter to understand the negative emotional connotation of the expresser within the context of the situation at hand. Irony, contrarily, does not include derision, unless it is sarcastic irony. The problems with these definitions and the reason why this dissertation does not thoroughly investigate the distinction between irony and sarcasm involves the ideas that: (1) people can pretend to be insulted when they are not or pretend not to be insulted when they are seriously offended; (2) an individual may feel ridiculed directly after the comment and then find it humorous or neutral thereafter; and (3) the individual may not feel insulted until years after the comment was expressed and considered."

Culturally, sarcasm is a minefield. Thomas Carlyle famously declared it "the language of the devil." Fyodor Dostoevsky, however, saw it as a cry of pain, the "last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded." Which, I suppose, is one way to frame it. On the internet, where nuance goes to die, sarcasm is notorious for getting lost in translation, as noted in RFC 1855 and confirmed by studies on email communication. International business executives are generally advised to steer clear of it in cross-cultural settings. Apparently, it doesn't "travel well."

Then there's the rather optimistic 2015 study from Harvard Business School suggesting that both constructing and interpreting sarcasm can actually boost creativity by activating abstract thinking. So, go ahead, be cutting. It's good for your brain. Or so they say.

Vocal Indication

In English, sarcasm often comes with a little help from our friends: the kinesic and prosodic cues. Think slower speech, a lower pitch. Dutch takes it a step further with a lowered pitch, sometimes reducing the whole thing to a mumble. But it’s not universal. In Cantonese, they apparently raise their fundamental frequency, and in Amharic, it's a rising intonation. It seems every language has its own unique way of telegraphing disdain.

Punctuation

The written word, however, remains a barren landscape for sarcasm. While there's no universally accepted symbol, various attempts have been made. The percontation point and the irony mark, both represented by a backward question mark (⸮), were early, albeit clunky, efforts. More modern proposals include the snark mark or a simple tilde. Brackets around an exclamation point or question mark, or those ubiquitous scare quotes, are also deployed, usually with the subtlety of a sledgehammer.

In some Ethiopic languages, a temherte slaq – an inverted exclamation point – serves a similar purpose, indicating sarcasm or unreal phrases. It’s a bit like John Wilkins' 1668 proposal for an inverted exclamation point as an irony mark. Sadly, the attempt to get the temherte slaq into Unicode in 1999 was unsuccessful. A missed opportunity, I’d say.

Sarcasm and Irony

Let's be clear: sarcasm and verbal irony are not interchangeable. Sarcasm is the sharp, often cruel, mockery. Irony is saying the opposite of what you mean. They frequently hold hands, but they can also walk alone.

Examples of sarcasm and irony used together:

  • "My, you're early!" (When someone arrives exceedingly late.)
  • "What a fine artist you've become!" (When the reality is quite the opposite.)

Example of sarcasm without irony: (Often attributed to Winston Churchill)

  • Onlooker: "You're drunk."
  • Churchill: "My dear, tomorrow I will be sober, and you will still be ugly!"

Example of irony without sarcasm:

  • A beloved teacher, after apologizing for taking a phone call in another room: "I don't know if we can forgive you!"

Identifying

Technology, bless its unfeeling heart, is trying to catch up. A French company claims an analytics tool can identify sarcasm online with up to 80% accuracy. In 2014, the United States Secret Service even put out a call for software to detect sarcasm in tweets. Because, you know, threats disguised as jokes are so difficult to discern otherwise.

In Religion

The Buddhist monk Ṭhānissaro Bhikkhu considers sarcasm antithetical to right speech, a path to the cessation of suffering. He views it as an "unskillful and unwholesome method of humor," preferring a more direct approach of highlighting life's inherent ironies. How quaint.


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