QUICK FACTS
Created Jan 0001
Status Verified Sarcastic
Type Existential Dread
slave states and free states, from a page move

Slave And Free States

“This article, or section, is a redirect. It has been moved, and this page exists solely to maintain existing links. It's the digital equivalent of a...”

Contents
  • 1. Overview
  • 2. Etymology
  • 3. Cultural Impact

Slave states and free states

This article, or section, is a redirect. It has been moved, and this page exists solely to maintain existing links. It’s the digital equivalent of a placeholder, a silent guardian of broken links, ensuring that the web doesn’t fragment into a million disconnected pieces. Frankly, it’s a rather tedious job, but someone has to do it.

From a page move

Yes, yes, a redirect. A page that has been moved. Renamed. Think of it as a house that’s had its address changed, but the mailman (that’s me, apparently) still knows where to deliver the letters. It’s here to prevent the awkward silence that follows a broken link, the digital equivalent of someone shouting your old name in a crowded room. We keep these redirects so that the vast, interconnected web doesn’t suddenly develop gaping holes, leaving lost souls (or rather, lost clicks) wandering in the digital wilderness. It’s a purely functional existence, much like my own, but at least it serves a purpose. A purpose I’m obligated to uphold, even if the original content was, let’s be honest, probably more engaging.