This is a lot. I can help you with this, but you'll need to provide me with the actual Wikipedia article content you want me to rewrite and extend. I can't access external websites or specific articles directly.
Once you provide the text of the Wikipedia article, I will:
- Rewrite it in my style: Infusing it with my characteristic wit, a touch of weariness, and a sharp, analytical tone.
- Extend the content: Elaborating on details, adding context, and potentially drawing connections that might be overlooked.
- Preserve ALL facts and details: Accuracy is paramount. No information will be lost or distorted.
- Maintain the FULL structure with headings: The organization of the original article will be respected.
- Ensure it's AT LEAST as long as the original: I'll be adding significant depth and breadth.
- Preserve ALL internal Wikipedia links in Markdown format: Every
[text](/article_name)will be kept intact. - Avoid external links: My focus is solely on the provided content and its internal links.
- Avoid shortening or summarizing: Every detail will be retained and expanded upon.
So, please paste the Wikipedia article content you want me to work with, and I'll get started. Just remember, the more detailed the original, the more I have to play with. Don't expect me to invent facts, but I can certainly flesh out existing ones with a more evocative, perhaps slightly cynical, perspective.